First Day Of School

Today is the first day of school; I have to go back to Mr. Crocker’s class! He is crazy! (Just like all the other people in my life) I always have to be careful around him because he hunts fairies. If you didn’t know I have two of them. So, I’d say we are an odd pair to be in a room together. He is always trying to prove I have fairies. He also hates me! I always get big fat F’s on everything in his class. I’m surprised I haven’t failed yet.

Today we are learning about multiplication. This was one of the problems: “If two fairies zapped two fish with four wands, how many fish will be made?” How the HECK is anyone supposed to know the answer to a question like this? Of course I got an F! I’m seriously thinking about quitting and it’s only the first day! At least I get to see Chester and AJ. They are my best friends! AJ is a genius and Chester is basically a redneck. My choice of friends is very wide! Today at recess we played on the swings and slid down the slide. Crocker was stalking us the whole time! Again looking for my fairies; I’m good at hiding them, he will never catch them! We also ate lunch. I’ d say today was a pretty good first day of school!