The Walking Dead

Today is the local plant growing contest. The person who grows the biggest vegetable or fruit gets a price and bragging rights! My Mom has been working on garden all year! The problem is every time she tries to grow something, it dies. So, basically we have a yard full of dirt. I know how much this means to her so I want to help out. I asked Cosmo and Wanda to make everything in the garden come to life! Her plants sprouted up and are HUGE! I’m pretty sure Mom will win! As I was sitting here staring at the plants I saw the dirt began to move. Then I saw the most disgusting thing ever; A zombified hamster, which turned out to be my old pet. It saw me than ran to attack me! I thought this hamster had ran away, that’s what my Mom told me had happened. But obviously it had died. When I said I wanted everything in my Mom’s garden to come alive I wasn’t excepting any animals!! Anyway we got it al taken care of, after the misunderstanding Cosmo and Wanda turned the hamster back into bones, Mom won the competition, and everyone lived happily ever after.  

First Day Of School

Today is the first day of school; I have to go back to Mr. Crocker’s class! He is crazy! (Just like all the other people in my life) I always have to be careful around him because he hunts fairies. If you didn’t know I have two of them. So, I’d say we are an odd pair to be in a room together. He is always trying to prove I have fairies. He also hates me! I always get big fat F’s on everything in his class. I’m surprised I haven’t failed yet.

Today we are learning about multiplication. This was one of the problems: “If two fairies zapped two fish with four wands, how many fish will be made?” How the HECK is anyone supposed to know the answer to a question like this? Of course I got an F! I’m seriously thinking about quitting and it’s only the first day! At least I get to see Chester and AJ. They are my best friends! AJ is a genius and Chester is basically a redneck. My choice of friends is very wide! Today at recess we played on the swings and slid down the slide. Crocker was stalking us the whole time! Again looking for my fairies; I’m good at hiding them, he will never catch them! We also ate lunch. I’ d say today was a pretty good first day of school!

Icky Vicky

Today my Mom and Dad are going out of town, so I’m stuck at home with Vicky! She is my evil babysitter. Don’t believe me? Look at some of the things she’s done to me! It’s a good thing I have Cosmo and Wanda to keep me company! Well she’s here… it will be a while until I’m back. Wish me luck!

To start off the day Vicky made me be her own personal maid! I had to give her foot rubs, clean up HER messes, BE her foot rest and feed her pet dog Doydle. He hates me! He even ate my shoe! I don’t know if I can take her being my babysitter anymore! I swear she is Hitler reincarnated. Crap, here she comes!

Well she took my computer… she says and I quote “Get your lazy butt up and go clean up my little Doydle’s poop off of the couch!”, I CAN NOT STAND THIS ANYMORE!

I made Wanda turn her into a broom. I am using her to clean up Doydle’s poop like she told me. By the time this is over with she’s going to learn that it is not nice to be so mean to people.

Trixie's Birthday

Today is Trixie Tangs Birthday! She is handing out invitations hopefully I get one.

 I actually got one! This is great! But I have no idea what to get her… hmmm if only I could have the brain of a girl I could get the perfect gift for her! I know I can get Cosmo and Wanda (My Fairies) to switch my brain.

Ok guys they changed my brain I am now Timantha for the day. I’m going to the mall! P.S. I LOVE UNICORNS!

Back from the mall, turns out Trixie was there too! The weird thing is I ran into her at the comic book store…dressed as a guy! We spent the day together at the spa and the arcade. My hair looks fabulous and I’m learning so much about her. Who would have thought, Trixie Tang likes comic books and dead frogs!  She said her dream guy would be someone who watches soap operas and still likes to play Skull crushers! We are meant to be together! Well I’m heading off to her party. (Back to Timmy)

Well she kicked me out. But on the plus side she remembered my name!! This has been a very successful day!

Here's the link to the episode: http://www.tv.com/shows/the-fairly-oddparents/foul-balled-the-boy-who-would-be-queen-166237/